Hey there. This is the story of my triumph, my eclecticism... (Sp?). I'm a normal 20 year old male. I wake up every morning. I brush my teeth. I procrastinate. I heart Lego. And I enjoy poetry and a glass of scotch. And this is my story.
After liberal amounts of alcohol (3 pints), I get a crazy idea. I write Love on a lesbians arm, to be spontaneous. Then she takes the sharpie from me, writes her phone number along with "I'm usually a lesbian." Then she says to me, "Do you know the official days?". I gave her a puzzled look. And she said "September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate day!". And then she kissed me upon the lips. So we're talking a bit, and then she laughs at something I say, and I write on her other arm "Always keep faith in YO'SELF!"and then she writes down on my other arm: her phone number, again. Her name, which I already knew. And a nice little quip about her. Later in the evening, there was another girl and she was quite smashed... I asked her what her favorite song was. And she wrote down "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton. And then her friend had her own marker and drew some kind of retarded ram with cat-eyes in it's neck. It was quite entertaining.
Basically, I'm taking pictures of what people write on me. For I am the walking Sharpie Canvas. I will encourage people to write profound quips, something they strongly believe in. Or just... Whatever they feel like as long as it isn't derogatory or disapproved by me. Who knows? You may be reading this blog one day and say, "I wrote that on his arm!"
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